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'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions

The actor and stand-up comedian returns as Oleg on Season 5 of the CBS comedy.

Jonathan Kite
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Jonathan Kite is best known as the lovable cook Oleg on CBS' hit comedy 2 Broke Girls. He's also an accomplished stand-up comedian who is constantly showcasing his unique brand of comedy to clubs around the country. Oh, and let's not forget to mention his delightfully impressive list of celebrity impersonations he's got under his belt. In anticipation of the Season 5 premiere of 2 Broke Girls (airs tonight at 9:30/8:30c), the funnyman and expert impressionist took a moment to answer our 26 burning questions.   

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Advice your character Oleg would give to someone looking to not be broke:
Always bet on Black... He's a champion rooster in the underground cock fighting scene.

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
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Best celebrity impersonation you've ever done:
If you consider me a celebrity, me. If not, Vince Vaughn. 

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Celebrity you'd love to work with one day:
Alf.

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Describe yourself in one sentence:
Moderately successful at filling out questionnaires.

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Embarrassing story you're ready to share with the world:
I was kicked out of school in first grade for spitting on my hands in the computer lab trying to imitate one of my favorite Donald Duck cartoons.

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Funniest thing you've ever seen in your life:
My childhood cat trying to steal buffalo wings and getting caught.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

GIF that accurately describes how you feel today:

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Hardest thing you've ever had to do on camera:
Twerk in a hand-stand position for about a minute and a half.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Impersonation you're currently trying to perfect:
Robert Downey Jr.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Joke — tell us a short one please:
If the English really wanted to win, they should have attacked on July 5 when America was all hung over.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Karaoke song you slay:
"Somebody to Love" by Queen. 

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Last TV show you binge-watched:
Rick and Morty.

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Meme you're really feeling right now: 

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
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Nineties music video you're still feeling.
"Blame It on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli. 

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

One question people ask you all the time:
Is that your real chest hair or a chest merkin?

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Phrase people need to stop saying:
"Vote for Trump."

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Question you'd ask a historic figure:
To Jesus: "What happened?" 

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Revelations you've had about your 2 Broke Girls cast members:
Matt Moy looks just like his cat.

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions
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#Selfie. Please send us one and tell us the story behind it:
I'm not really a selfie guy. For whatever reason, I look like a fun house mirror version of myself whenever I attempt them. There should be an adult learning annex for things like this. 

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Three people (dead or alive) you'd like to sit down to dinner with:
Houdini, Robin Williams, and my grandfather Bernie.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Up-and-coming band you hope blows up soon:
Beat Club.

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Vine video you can't stop watching:
Would you believe I have an account but have never signed in? 

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

World mystery you'd love to see solved:
Where do socks go in the dryer?

A to Zim: Kristin Bauer Van Straten Answers Our 26 Burning Questions

Since we will not ask for your favorite "X word," give us your shameless plug here:
(I know you didn't ask but it's 'X-Ray.') Watch all new episodes of 2 Broke Girls' Season 5, Thursdays this fall on CBS. And you can catch up on the first four seasons five nights a week on local stations such as TBS, FOX, etc. Also, I'm touring America doing stand up. Updates and info can always be found on my Twitter and Instagram: @jbkite.

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YouTube video you've been showing all of your friends lately:
Jamie Foxx on Jimmy Fallon doing Wheel of Impressions.

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If you didn't know Zimbio was an entertainment site, what would you think "a Zimbio" was?
A new and improved Roomba.

'2 Broke Girls' Star Jonathan Kite Answers Our 26 Questions



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