Jonathan Kite is best known as the lovable cook Oleg on CBS' hit comedy 2 Broke Girls. He's also an accomplished stand-up comedian who is constantly showcasing his unique brand of comedy to clubs around the country. Oh, and let's not forget to mention his delightfully impressive list of celebrity impersonations he's got under his belt. In anticipation of the Season 5 premiere of 2 Broke Girls (airs tonight at 9:30/8:30c), the funnyman and expert impressionist took a moment to answer our 26 burning questions.
Advice your character Oleg would give to someone looking to not be broke:
Always bet on Black... He's a champion rooster in the underground cock fighting scene.
Best celebrity impersonation you've ever done:
If you consider me a celebrity, me. If not, Vince Vaughn.
Celebrity you'd love to work with one day:
Describe yourself in one sentence:
Moderately successful at filling out questionnaires.
Embarrassing story you're ready to share with the world:
I was kicked out of school in first grade for spitting on my hands in the computer lab trying to imitate one of my favorite Donald Duck cartoons.
Funniest thing you've ever seen in your life:
My childhood cat trying to steal buffalo wings and getting caught.
GIF that accurately describes how you feel today:
Hardest thing you've ever had to do on camera:
Twerk in a hand-stand position for about a minute and a half.
Impersonation you're currently trying to perfect:
Robert Downey Jr.
Joke — tell us a short one please:
If the English really wanted to win, they should have attacked on July 5 when America was all hung over.
Karaoke song you slay:
"Somebody to Love" by Queen.
Last TV show you binge-watched:
Rick and Morty.
Meme you're really feeling right now:
Nineties music video you're still feeling.
"Blame It on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli.
One question people ask you all the time:
Is that your real chest hair or a chest merkin?
Phrase people need to stop saying:
"Vote for Trump."
Question you'd ask a historic figure:
To Jesus: "What happened?"
Revelations you've had about your 2 Broke Girls cast members:
Matt Moy looks just like his cat.
#Selfie. Please send us one and tell us the story behind it:
I'm not really a selfie guy. For whatever reason, I look like a fun house mirror version of myself whenever I attempt them. There should be an adult learning annex for things like this.
Three people (dead or alive) you'd like to sit down to dinner with:
Houdini, Robin Williams, and my grandfather Bernie.
Up-and-coming band you hope blows up soon:
Vine video you can't stop watching:
Would you believe I have an account but have never signed in?
World mystery you'd love to see solved:
Where do socks go in the dryer?
Since we will not ask for your favorite "X word," give us your shameless plug here:
(I know you didn't ask but it's 'X-Ray.') Watch all new episodes of 2 Broke Girls' Season 5, Thursdays this fall on CBS. And you can catch up on the first four seasons five nights a week on local stations such as TBS, FOX, etc. Also, I'm touring America doing stand up. Updates and info can always be found on my Twitter and Instagram: @jbkite.
YouTube video you've been showing all of your friends lately:
Jamie Foxx on Jimmy Fallon doing Wheel of Impressions.
If you didn't know Zimbio was an entertainment site, what would you think "a Zimbio" was?
A new and improved Roomba.