Brangelina, Kimye, Tayvin, and even Billary have been subjected to the trend of shipping celebrities with creative and clever couple names. So when an ex-boy bander and an adorable top model have been seen canoodling in public, it's only expected that fans rally together to name this collision of immaculate gene pools.
Let's break down our options:
JOGIGI: Sounds like the sequel to Jennifer Lopez's Gigli. May we never be reminded of that movie again. Ever.
JOHAD: It'd be too easy to confuse this with Jihad. We're not sure if they're up for tackling hot button issues.
HANAS: Does that read as "heinous?" Because that totally applies to a man with a perfectly chiseled jaw and a girl with hair spooled from what appears to be angel wing threads.
GINAS: This sounds like an abbreviation for...ummm...well, you can just use your imagination and get back to us.
Now, it may be easy to panic about our inability to lock something down, but supermodel and bestie-to-the-stars Cara Develingne is here to save the day after recently Instagramming the following pic from a helicopter tour (because that's totally what we do on a casual Sunday with our friends):
G.I. Joe! It's just too perfect!
Apparently there's more to Cara than modeling, acting, and questionably attractive eyebrows.
Rock on with your name-creating bad self.