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The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks Like 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video
(Fox)The new trailer for Jupiter Ascending is here, and it's kind of amazing. It has all these crazy visual elements that look like they were ripped straight out of a Katy Perry video, but they're all given a background and story that looks like some Star Wars-level world-building. I have no idea who that winged lizard-ish bounty hunter is, but he reminded me of Bossk, and I don't know why they've kept him hidden from promotional materials for so long.

For those unfamiliar with JA, it's the Wachowskis much-anticipated new movie, which was originally slated for a summer release, but had to be pushed back because of all the visual effects. Some have predicted it will be yet another visual/kinetic mess of a movie from the sibling filmmakers, but this new trailer has us hoping for the best. It's their first original concept movie since the Matrix trilogy. Watch the trailer below and check out some of our favorite screenshots.

 
Eddie Redmayne Plays the Supreme Douche of the Universe. He Owns Earth.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

And He Has Some Interesting Friends.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Including a Winged Lizard Guy He Sends to Kill Mila Kunis.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Mila Kunis Is This Lady "Reincarnated."
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

And Earth Is Hers for the Claiming, Which Is Why Eddie Redmayne Wants to Kill Her.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

But Being Galactic Royalty Will Change Her Life Forever
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

So Says Channing Tatum's Character, Who Has More Genetically in Common with a Dog Than with Mila Kunis.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

He'll Have to Fight That Lizard Guy to Keep Her Alive.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Here's What Happens When Lizard Guy Gets a Hold of Channing Tatum.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Population Control Solution: Rings of Cities Orbiting the Planet.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Did We Mention This Movie Looks Kind of Like a Katy Perry Video?
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

This? No It's Not in the Movie. This Is Actually Katy Perry.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

By the Way, That Lizard Guy Has Friends.
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video

Parting Thought: Channing Tatum Is a Bounty Hunter with Dog Genes, So He's Definitely Playing Dog the Bounty Hunter, Right?
The New 'Jupiter Ascending' Trailer Looks LIke 'Star Wars' Had a Baby with a Katy Perry Video
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