There is a snarky red question mark taunting American Horror Story fans, and it needs to be cut down a notch.
Since season 5's Hotel ended in January, we've been on the trail of the season 6 theme like vampiric tots chasing the blood-encrusted ice cream truck.
Whenever creator Ryan Murphy, Lady Gaga, or Evan Peters' names were mentioned in the press, it was a necessary (if not obsessive) task to scan for any and all mention of AHS, squeezing any minor tidbit and hint out of their statements in desperation.
Now, a full five months later, the social accounts for the show have woken up...in the most infuriating way possible. Replacing their previously Hotel-themed profile pics with red question marks, they are the worst teases — and yes, we take personal offense.
No, please, what are details? Take your time.
So to tide you over until that AHS-sized hole in your heart can be filled, here's everything we know about the upcoming season.