What you see above is not Slytherin fashion school. Instead, it's the very first full trailer for American Horror Story: Hotel we've seen. It's called Hallways, likely because with the exception of the twisted candyland, it is filmed solely within them.
In the trailer, Chloë Sevigny and Wes Bentley stroll on by, quickly followed by Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, and Lady Gaga. We then see Angela Bassett dragging Denis O'Hare on a leash, and Matt Bomer in a striking pink suit. Next come Cheyenne Jackson and Finn Wintrock. And then...wait, wait, was that your composure flying down the hall? Yes. Yes, it looks that way.
Hotel is perhaps AHS's most highly anticipated (and teased) season yet.
Only a week ago, we were blessed (harangued, haunted, terrified) by three additional Hotel clips that simultaneously hyped and concerned us. "We are excited," we told ourselves, "It's not real," as we cowered under our fandom.
And Jeepers Peepers
American Horror Story: Hotel premieres October 7, 2015 on FX.
(Wondering what the trailer's tune is? You're looking for Brodinski's "Bury Me.")