David Cross' eccentric Arrested Development character may be the world's first analrapist, but everyone knows he's always wanted to be an actor. That's why Tobias has put together a hilarious acting sizzle reel that shows him playing everything from a doctor to a leather daddy to a cowboy (so basically, every member from The Village People).
The video urges director Ron Howard to feel free to "insert me anywhere" and ends with a website link that's actually real (www.insertmeanywhere.biz) and contains this gem of a welcome message:
“Welcome to Dr. Tobias Fünke’s Internet Video Audition Reel! I hope you enjoy the deep range of thespian urges that come out in each of my characters. “Blue Man Group Understudy” was just the tip of my talent. Feel free to insert me into any available openings — my bits are sure to startle you!”
Arrested Development returns on Netflix Sunday, May 26 with a 15-episode fourth season. Press play to whet your appetite for all the Tobias shenanigans you've been missing for the last seven years.