(PacificCoastNews | Getty Images) Charlie Sheen
is not a fan of former Teen Mom
star Farrah Abraham
. Though the two were once friendly — Farrah even asked Charlie out on a date back in May — the Anger Management
star is apparently disgusted that Abraham allegedly leaked their text conversations to the media... and naturally, he expressed that disgust in a most colorful fashion.
In a letter "obtained" by TMZ
(i.e. cc-ed, loud and clear), Charlie writes:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.
Abraham has yet to respond to Sheen's epic putdown, as she's too busy being paid to hang out at a pool
in Las Vegas.
It's a weird world we live in.
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