Who says the very public disintegration of a marriage, including multiple allegations of infidelity and betrayals, can't bring about a few laughs? As the Tiger Woods voicemail was passed around yesterday, some entreprising wag created the Tiger Woods Slow Jam.
Take your name off my phone, baby.In it, Tiger Woods requests Jaimee Grubbs, a 24-year-old cocktail waitress, to take her name off her phone. "Hey, it's Tiger," the voicemail says. "I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. And um, what do you call it? Just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right, bye."
The song is remixed, and set against another quote from Tiger describing how he feels when playing professional golf. However, if one were so inclined, one could take the quote as decribing something else all together. Check out the video below: