Included in the year 2016's many tragic casualties was the marriage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, a fact Joel McHale ran with during Wednesday's People's Choice Awards 2017. There was also a Donald Trump burn. Shocking, no?
McHale, the event's host, began his opening monologue by stepping out onto the stage with eight tiny babies in a double-stroller.
"I actually got these as part of the Brad and Angelina divorce settlement," he told the audience. "If you don't win an award [tonight], you will be given one of these adorable babies."
Sounds like a win-win to us.
McHale, whose new CBS comedy The Great Indoors premiered in October, went on to address the year as a whole.
"2016 was a very interesting year," he said. "We all watched as a longtime government insider squared off against an egotistical billionaire. I'm speaking, of course, about Captain America: Civil War."
Suuure, McHale. Sure.
Being that People's Choice is one of the only major awards shows dictated by the whims of the fans, the 45-year-old also asked this sage question:
"When have the people ever been wrong?"
Another distinctly non-political statement, we're sure.
The night also featured a pre-taped cold open by McHale and Great Indoors co-stars.
The 2017 People's Choice Awards received a massive 265 million votes.