Presumptive Republican presidential nominee U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) gestures before speaking to the Veterans of Foreign Wars national convention as his wife Cindy McCain looks on August 18, 2008 in Orlando, Florida. U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) will speak to the same convention Tuesday. (Photo by Matt Stroshane/Getty Images North America) The McCain bees are buzzing. Someone must have disturbed the hive because he's rolling out a whole new image. This one is not the mummy image to which we've grown so fondly accustom. This new image is of a hipper, more in touch with the younger demographic image, albeit still very wrinkly and age-spotted.
Anyhoo, since Fox News declared Barack and Michelle Obama's "Terrorist Fist Jab" an American security threat, we figured it was in the public's best interest to alert you to McCain's deadly hand gestures, too.
The "You Kids Get Off My Lawn Terror Fist Pump"
The "Four Finger Terror Wave"
The "Mini Terror Baby Claw of Terror"
The "Terrorist Fake Handshake Psychout (of Terror)"
The "Pull My Finger of Terrorist Finger Pull"