You may have the roses, the champagne, the sickly-sweet teddy bear, and even the candles, but are you really
prepared for Valentine's Day? If you don't have a ridiculously sexy playlist compiled for your intimate evening, we're afraid the answer is no. Don't worry — we've got helpful boner jam suggestions for just about every type of date. You're welcome.For the Sweet Indie Type: Rhye, "Open"
The first music video for this achingly tender love song was essentially clips of different lovers going at it in their own special ways. Call it inspiration.For the '90s Revivalist: Jeff Buckley, "Everybody Here Wants You"
Jeff Buckley's voice is an instant aphrodesiac for many a discerning lady — lyrics like "you're undressed in your dreams with me" hold painfully true. For the Destiny's Child Superfan: Kelly Rowland, "Motivation"
Sure, Beyoncé has sold more records than Kelly Rowland, but we wouldn't be surprised if Kelly has indirectly aided in the creation of more babies.For the Dangerous Ex: Usher, "Climax"
If you're spending Valentine's Day with your ex, chances are you're in one of those toxic psuedo-friendships that's primarily fueled by lingering sexual attraction. This is your jam.For the Kid Who's a Little Too Cool: "Jasmine," Jai Paul
The lyrics to "Jasmine" aren't particularly sexy in and of themselves ("Jasmine, yeah/Jasmine"), the delivery and the production are mind-blowingly sensual.For the Traditionalist: Chris Isaak, "Wicked Game"
Just hearing the mournful opening bars of "Wicked Game" conjures up a delicious "topless Helena Christensen" association in most adults' heads. It works.For Anyone Saddened by LL Cool J's Grammys Performance: LL Cool J, "Doin' It"
Relive the good times.Anyone With a Pulse: "Fire We Make," Alicia Keys feat. Maxwell
The standout track on Alicia Keys' latest album Girl On Fire
happens to feature Maxwell, aka King of the Boner Jams. It's classic sexy sex music done well.