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Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?

Brad Pitt's name in the movie is "Wardaddy" which is kind of a whole new level of manliness.

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Fury is a movie dripping with machismo. Tanks! Brothers in arms! Mustaches! Manly tears! And most of all Brad Pitt more-or-less bringing back Lt. Aldo Raine to play a scarred-up tank commander with a clipped accent and a memorable haircut who regales us with tales of "killing Germans." You can practically smell the body odor and tank fuel. Hoo-Rah!

The new trailer dropped Monday, and we can't help but notice how tough everyone's looking in the new movie, so we had to ask: Who looks the toughest? Check out the options below and vote for your favorite.

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#1. Brad Pitt as Sgt. Don "Wardaddy" Collier

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?
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Brad plays a tank commander named "Wardaddy," which, besides being over-the-top manly, sort of sounds like a sexual thing. In the new trailer he calls his Sherman tank his "home," and prepares to fend off 300 Germans with his crew of five men.

#2. Shia LaBeouf as Boyd "Bible" Swan

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?
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"Bible" doesn't seem like the toughest nickname for a WWII soldier, but that mustache looks like it's full of Shia LaBeouf's manly musk, so that's worth a few points. Also, Shia is driving around a tank, so give the guy some credit.

#3. Michael Pena as Cpl. Trini "Gordo" Garcia

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?
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Michael Pena doesn't need a crazy haircut to look tough, especially when his nickname is "Gordo," which seems kind of mean-spirited for someone who so clearly doesn't need to lose weight.

#4. Jon Bernthal as Grady "Coon-Ass" Travis

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?
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Look, it's Shane from The Walking Dead! Jon Bernthal has the most unfortunate haircut, and the most unfortunate nickname of the movie. But at least this time he can't come back from the dead.

#5. Jason Isaacs

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?

Jason Isaacs' role hasn't been named, but he pops up in the trailer to tell Brad Pitt that if his men fail to defend a certain crossroads, it'll be bad news for the Allied Forces. His point is emphasized by a set of steely blue eyes that make him look like a decent 007 candidate.

#6. Logan Lerman as Norman Ellison

Who's the Manliest Man in the New 'Fury' Trailer?
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Logan Lerman, aka Percy Jackson, plays a very young, very green new tank gunner who has to get his act together and start killin' some Germans before Brad Pitt loses all faith in him in Fury. He's definitely the least badass character going into the movie, but he does have all that blood in his ear, which, yeah it's gross, but it's also kind of tough.

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