If the idea of attending an NBA game is akin to watching paint dry or spending three hours at the center of a frat party, perhaps you should take a page out of the book of
Rihanna,
Cara Delevingne, and
Michelle Rodriguez, because these ladies seemed to have a freaking blast at Monday's Nets game and Tuesday night's Knicks game. Following their lead, this is how you enjoy a live sporting event.
Step 1: Enjoy a few adult beverages.
Step 2: Show some love to the players.
Step 3: Cheer for someone or something. You'll feel more involved.
Step 4: Marvel at the athleticism.


Step 5: Show them who's #1.
Step 6: Sit courtside (if you can afford it).
Step 7: Keep drinking and let loose.

Or maybe you should just go to the game with a pop star, supermodel, and actress — that's probably your best bet.